David Davies

The hunky wack-job that is David Davies

The precocious David Davies (originally born a different gender ) was raised by parents Eddie and Kendall Davies. Amusing rumours about David Davies suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an egotistical lawyer as an alternative career. Without a reality to call his own, David is well, and hoping for that to not change. On an auspicious day in 1964, David was uncovered, while working the streets, by talent scout Dave Carney, hustling orphans on street corners. David - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

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