David Turner

The calm person that is David Turner

With one foot in the grave, David is said to be "radiant" with hope. On 4th July, 1966, David was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a fellow acting star kenny chen, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Although four prongs short of a fork, David, one toe permanently stubbed, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. David hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a sulky optician.

David Turner was born witless in 1951, to parents Virgil and Ana Turner.

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