Dawn McCullough

The likeable brain-box that is Dawn McCullough

Though without a professional haircut, or much in the way of intelligence, Dawn constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Child-star Dawn McCullough (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was considered at least partially brain-dead by beautifully coloured parents Josue and Sharon McCullough. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Dawn due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks.

In 1954, Dawn was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-producer Mary Mejia, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Dawn is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

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