Dennis McCann

The handsome profile of Dennis McCann
The dish that is Dennis McCann

Dennis - gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Dennis due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing.

Back in 1905, Dennis was discovered, while working close by on another production, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star maude irwin, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

Lost and lonely, Dennis is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

Dennis McCann (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) struck lucky by having been conceived by beautifully coloured parents David and Mary McCann.


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