Diane Kaiser

Untalented and broken, Diane became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. One of her first roles was as a musical photographer.

In 1994, Diane was discovered by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Jeffrey Lutz, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. Diane Kaiser was first employed as the third wheel in a clown-car.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Diane is always on the lookout for slave labour.

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