Earl Rivers

On new year's eve, 1983, Earl was picked up, while begging for pennies, by director Emma Lutz, drinking from a paper bag a see-through substance that was later found to be a remedy for allergic rhinitis. One of his first roles was as a drunk florist.

Earl Rivers was conceived on a portentous day in Milwaukee, to comely parents Curtis and Joyce Rivers. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Earl is looking into self-circumcision.

Earl spent the first few years of his fame suffering from avoidant personality disorder.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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