Earnest Roth

The lovely nutter that is Earnest Roth

Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Earnest due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups. Earnest is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Earnest Roth was raised by self-harming parents Melvin and Mary Baltimore.

, Earnest, destined for great things from a young age, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. On new year's eve, 2006, Earnest was discovered, while working the streets, by an ass of a agent Eric Hendricks, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

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