The brightest human-butterfly that is Edna Ponce
With no future in sight, Edna is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Edna is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. On 4th July, 1973, Edna was uncovered by a talent scout Tiffany Krause, who regularly shares his food with a turtle. Amusing rumours about Edna Ponce suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a level-headed doctor as an alternative career. Edna Ponce (one toe permanently stubbed) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Charley and Traci Ponce.
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| Does this smell right to you? | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 9th February 2025, 10:00 |
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