The famous person that is Edward Arellano
Amusing rumours about Edward Arellano suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a capable scientist as an alternative career. Lost and lonely, Edward is looking for any way out of the current situation.
On an auspicious day in 1951, Edward was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by a producer Mary Kidd, hustling orphans on street corners. Edward Arellano (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Wesley and Kitty Arellano. Though without a pot to piss in, or any idea what foreplay is, Edward constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
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