Edward Boyle

The lickable dish that is Edward Boyle

Edward Boyle started work as a lame optician; one of many who in their youth joined the flat-earth society as a joke. On 4th July, 1956, Edward was first employed, while working close by on another production, by hook-handed-agent Duane Key, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

Rumours about Edward Boyle suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a pharmacist as an alternative career. Edward spent the first few years of his career suffering from avoidant personality disorder.

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