Edward Friedman

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The perfect human-computer that is Edward Friedman

Edward Friedman started work as a mechanic - someone who assumed that americans invented the english language. With one foot in the grave, Edward is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Edward - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.

On an auspicious day in 1971, Edward was picked up, while working the streets, by midget-talent scout Joseph Forbes, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Edward due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate dog barks into rap music.


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The odds aren't good but we still prevail every damned episode Next showing: Season 9, Episode 8 on BeebTV, on 6th February 2025, 15:00




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