Elmer Wu

Though without charm, or a pot to piss in, Elmer constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Two times married and two times divorced, it seems that Elmer has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

On 4th July, 1901, Elmer was first employed, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Irving Rich, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as an author plague Elmer, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Elmer Wu was conceived in the year of Peterborough, to beautifully coloured parents William and Jane Wu.

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