The artiste that is Emily Duarte
On 4th July, 1927, Emily was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Corrine Harrison, trying to get donations for a fake charity. The precocious Emily Duarte was raised by highly unattractive parents Roland and Darlene Hounslow.
Emily's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a childlike pharmacist. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a fruit substitute, Emily turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...although four prongs short of a fork, Emily is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
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