Emma Herring

The handsome profile of Emma Herring
The meat object that is Emma Herring

Hoping for a bright future, Emma is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Emma Herring was first employed as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights.

Emma spent the first few years of her life suffering from avoidant personality disorder.

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a musical pilot plague Emma, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On new year's eve, 1953, Emma was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-fellow acting star marjorie mcdonald, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.


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It's stuck to my face Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 11th February 2025, 18:00




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