Erwin Norton

On an auspicious day in 2022, Erwin was picked up, while begging for pennies, by director Mary Stokes, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, provocatively. Rejection after rejection later, Erwin showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: experience is the best teacher.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Erwin is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Erwin Norton (religious beyond hope) was coddled throughout his childhood by grateful parents Jeff and Becky Norton. Although rumours abound about Erwin, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently gone into hiding.


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