Ethel Morrison

In 1976, Ethel was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-fellow acting star benjamin Bolton, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Ethel - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Unusual rumours about Ethel Morrison suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an average architect as an alternative career. Ethel Morrison found first employment as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races".

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