The precocious Frank Key (one of five equally famous siblings) was raised by parents Aron and Sheila Key. Frank - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.
On 4th July, 1980, Frank was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by the agent, drinking from a paper bag a see-through substance that was later found to be a remedy for antisocial personality disorder. One times married and six times divorced, it seems that Frank has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Frank hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a malodorous lawyer.
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