Frank Kidd

The wonderful Frank Kidd was conceived witless in Rochdale, to sibling parents Brendan and Gertrude Kidd. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Frank constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. Frank hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a lifeguard and a sassy mother.

On an auspicious day in 1954, Frank was discovered, while working the streets, by talent scout Elmer Hodge, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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