George Harper

The perfect human that is George Harper

Producer George Harper (originally born a different gender ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Ricardo and Denise Harper. Though talent was itself lacking, George turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

In 1980, George was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Robert Daugherty, dancing badly with no shoes. Hoping for a bright future, George is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Although rumours abound about George, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body.

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