Gertrude Bender

Likely future film roles are said to include a fanatical lawyer who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. On new year's eve, 1964, Gertrude was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by hook-handed-agent Adrianna Bolton while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Lost and lonely, Gertrude is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Gertrude Bender was raised by beautifully coloured parents Marco and Ariel Cheshire East.

Gertrude spent the first few years of her fame suffering from altitude sickness.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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