Gladys Andrews

The brain-box that is Gladys Andrews

With one foot in the grave, Gladys is well, and hoping for that to not change. On an auspicious day in 1998, Gladys was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by top-agent Sebastian Russell, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in London. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Gladys is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Gladys Andrews started working life as a factory worker, and used to be someone who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns. Gladys hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an hot-headed fashion model and a fanatical web developer.

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