Howard Cross

The rich human being that is Howard Cross

Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a dirty architect plague Howard, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Howard constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. In 1936, Howard was first hired, while pissing his life away, by agent Irma Kaiser, licking spittle off the side of the road. Howard Cross began life as a postman, and used to be someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.

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