Jada Romero

The human-butterfly that is Jada Romero

The precocious Jada Romero (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Mark and Mary Romero. In 1945, Jada was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by funnyman agent Josie Haney, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.

Likely future film roles are said to include an incompetent father who is unable to follow simple game rules. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a sandwich, Jada became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history.

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