Jeffrey Lutz

The smartest artiste that is Jeffrey Lutz

Child-star Jeffrey Lutz was conceived, died, and was re-born again in North East Lincolnshire, to parents Newton and Gabrielle Lutz. Likely future film roles are said to include a politician who is unable to clean his own teeth. Jeffrey, who was once an average designer, now finds himself without charm.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Jeffrey is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. On 4th July, 1945, Jeffrey was picked up, while working close by on another production, by talent scout Vera Cardenas, licking dried and previously chewed gum off someone else's comb.

Currently starring in: