Although four prongs short of a fork, Joe, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Joe David was conceived in the family barn in Seattle, to parents Charles and Linda David. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Joe due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could help figure out who considered retiring at the age of 23. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: a rolling stone gathers no moss. Married with three children, Joe is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
In 2015, Joe was discovered, while pissing his life away, by talent scout Wendy Fisher, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.
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