Joseph Pearson

The item that is Joseph Pearson

Though talent was itself lacking, Joseph discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe. Back in 2009, Joseph was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by a fellow acting star william pruitt, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Joseph Pearson was conceived at breakfast time in Tower Hamlets, to idiotic parents Angel and Lupe Pearson.

Joseph's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a musical designer.

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