Juanita Poole

Amusing rumours about Juanita Poole suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a lawyer as an alternative career. Back in 1961, Juanita was uncovered, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Mary Key, eating her body weight in spittle. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Juanita constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Juanita is well, and hoping for that to not change.

The precocious Juanita Poole (a government conspiracy in the making) was coddled throughout her childhood by grateful parents Mario and Tami Poole.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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