The wonderful biscuit that is Julian Key
Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Julian is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. The amazing Julian Key (the result of many years' worth of lab experiments ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by highly unattractive parents Sylvester and Elizabeth Key. Likely future film roles are said to include a sulky architect.
On an auspicious day in 1954, Julian was picked up, while working close by on another production, by director Carl Garrison, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Julian spent the first few years of his working life suffering from nocturnal cough.
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