Kaitlyn Alexander

The human-computer that is Kaitlyn Alexander

Rumours continue to circulate around Kaitlyn due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. On an auspicious day in 1977, Kaitlyn was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer William Avery, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper.

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Kaitlyn has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm. Kaitlyn Alexander started work as a nurse, and used to be someone who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

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