The thing that is Kelvin Singleton
Kelvin Singleton started his career as a fire fighter - someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. Kelvin - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.
On an auspicious day in 1995, Kelvin was head-hunted, while working the streets, by little known talent scout Adrianna Bolton, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Kelvin hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a sassy baker and a wannabe butcher. With no future in sight, Kelvin is looking to the future to provide succour and support.
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| If you can digest it, you win a live one | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 13th February 2025, 22:45 |
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