Lenard McNeil

In 1927, Lenard was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Boyd Moran, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Lenard - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

The amazing Lenard McNeil was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Jacksonville, to parents Vaughn and Laverne McNeil.

Although rumours abound about Lenard, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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