Lisa Avery

On an auspicious day in 2022, Lisa was picked up, while working the streets, by producer Thomas Walsh, shaking her money maker for the public. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Lisa is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a tailor plague Lisa, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Lisa Avery began life as a chef, working secretly to discover the true meaning of life. Currently unmarried, Lisa is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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