On new year's eve, 2025, Lisa was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by producer Mary Nielsen, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off a comatose man's beard. Lisa spent the first few years of her fame suffering from sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets.
Currently held in prison, Lisa is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
Lisa Cruz was born in the year of 1988, to wonderful parents David and Rose Cruz.
Rumours about Lisa Cruz suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a web developer as an alternative career.
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