Lisa Deleon

The handsome profile of Lisa Deleon
The nutter that is Lisa Deleon

Lisa is a true exemplification of the proverb: every path has its puddle. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Lisa has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm. Lisa Deleon began working as a half-arsed mother - someone who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Lisa's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an incompetent plumber.

Back in 1945, Lisa was first hired, while working the streets, by hook-handed-producer Joseph Delgado, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in New York.


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