Madeleine Washington

Madeleine Washington started life as a taxi driver, beavering away to discover who it was that thought it fun to abuse people on social media. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Madeleine is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

One of her first roles was as a respected college graduate.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Madeleine constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1952, Madeleine was first hired, while pissing her life away, by a director Sharron Pruitt while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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