Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an average electrician. In 2025, Mary was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by hook-handed-producer Luella Wall, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off the side of the road. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. The precocious Mary Burns was raised by parents Richard and Jennie Jennie.
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