On an auspicious day in 1940, Mary was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown producer, eating her body weight in something that looked like a naan, but wasn't,. Mary Clay found first employment as an assistant in a glue factory.
Mary, who was once a fanatical hairdresser, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. One of her first roles was as an outspoken translator.
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