On 4th July, 1969, Mary was discovered, while working the streets, by an ass of a fellow acting star leland montes, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Mary, who was once a receptionist, now finds herself without much in the way of brains. Four prongs short of a fork, Mary is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Slightly dog-faced Mary Coleman was conceived at 06:42am, in San Francisco, to highly unattractive parents Thomas and Kristen Coleman.
Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a lecturer.
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| Annoyingly witty chums | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 9th February 2025, 19:30 |