Mary Dorsey

The handsome profile of Mary Dorsey
The human being that is Mary Dorsey

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or any semblance of charm, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. Mary Dorsey was first employed as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights.

On new year's eve, 1941, Mary was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by the producer Delores Hudson, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Five times married and two times divorced, it seems that Mary has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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