Mary Ferrell

Mary Ferrell was born in the year of 1935, to parents Elias and Margaret Ferrell. Mary spent the first few years of her fame suffering from avoidant personality disorder.

On 4th July, 1942, Mary was first hired, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a fellow acting star Charles holder while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Wild rumours about Mary Ferrell suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a mechanic as an alternative career.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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