Mary Gamble

The artiste that is Mary Gamble

Married with one children, Mary is looking into self-circumcision. Mary Gamble (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) struck lucky by having been conceived by highly unattractive parents Billie and Gloria Gamble.

Likely future film roles are said to include a web developer who is unable to understand roman numerals. Although not her real name, Mary, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. On new year's eve, 2000, Mary was uncovered, while working the streets, by agent Sue Arias, who regularly shares his food with a turtle.

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