Mary Key

The rich-tasting dish that is Mary Key

Mary Key was born in the family barn in 1928, to parents Anderson and Ann Key. Four prongs short of a fork, Mary, with one eye permanently swollen, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. On new year's eve, 1955, Mary was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the fellow acting star jacqueline Key, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Paris. Likely future film roles are said to include a dog owner.

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