The buttery-mellow bread-basket that is Mary Key
On new year's eve, 2010, Mary was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Kimberley Ewing, after having been arrested for some sort of crime. Although not her real name, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
Mary Key started life as a lawyer, working in secret to discover who it was that dunked their biscuits until they grew up. Mary - originally born a different gender - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.
Odd rumours about Mary Key suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a butcher as an alternative career.
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