Mary Key

The bizarre nutter that is Mary Key

Mary spent the first few years of her career suffering from bedwetting. Mary Key was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Milwaukee, to parents Raymond and Kendall Key. Likely future film roles are said to include an absent-minded fashion model. On 4th July, 1971, Mary was first hired, while working the streets, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Keith Cantrell, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.

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