Mary Key (someone everyone wishes to be in a dream) was coddled throughout her childhood by idiotic parents Ron and Mary Key. On an auspicious day in 1995, Mary was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-agent Sebastian Russell, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Amsterdam.
Though once famous for some sort of crime, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Rumours about Mary Key suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a cat owner as an alternative career.
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|I want to be a celebrity||BeebTV, on 15th April 2019, 20:00: on|