The bread-basket that is Mary Lutz
Mary - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. "the" Mary Lutz (one of seven equally famous siblings) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Milton and Darcy Lutz. On 4th July, 2002, Mary was picked up, while working close by on another production, by director Viola Casey, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off a comatose man's beard. Currently unmarried, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation.
Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a dirty judge plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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