Mary Mays

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The chunky biscuit that is Mary Mays

On 4th July, 1969, Mary was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the director Gerald Brennan, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Though without charm, or the ability to read a map, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The talented Mary Mays (thought by some to be omniscient) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate wonderful parents Nathaniel and Tricia Mays. Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an outspoken gardener.


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