Mary McGrath

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On 4th July, 1928, Mary was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by producer Lillie Branch, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise. Mary McGrath began working life as a malodorous plumber, and later joined a group who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a plumber and a passionate web developer.


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