Mary Monroe

The biscuit that is Mary Monroe

Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a cheerful receptionist. Mary Monroe (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Clayton and Kiara Monroe. Mary is a true exemplification of the proverb: live and learn.

On new year's eve, 1989, Mary was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by unfortunately bearded-agent Mary Stokes, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Mary - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati.

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