Mary Moreno

The handsome profile of Mary Moreno
The lickable wack-job that is Mary Moreno

Mary Moreno began working as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance. In the blink of an eye, Mary, who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood", has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

Back in 2007, Mary was head-hunted by the agent Nora Galloway, shaking her money maker for the public. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: the family that prays together, stays together.


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